Ok everyone… I got it, Jay z And Beyoncé went vegan. Now can you all please stop tagging me on pics and texting me and hashtagging me lol. Don’t get me wrong, I love it! It’s a wonderful thing but it’s funny now because so many people looked at us vegans like we were fucking nuts but now all of a sudden it’s totally ok because they have come to the dark side ( insert evil laugh).
And now I see this article stating that “JAY Z AND BEYONCÉ ARE GOING VEGAN, PROBABLY BECAUSE OF THE ILLUMINATI”… What the FUCK… Sorry I couldn’t use “WTF”, I wanted to make sure there wasn’t any confusion.
Irresponsible journalism like this is what really brainwashes people to think this is really true. I won’t put a link to the actual article because I don’t want to Veve those dumbasses any more views than they have already received.
VEGAN IS NOT THE ILLUMINATI AND IF YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT, PLEASE UNFILLOW ME NOW LOL!!!
BUT REALLY WE NEED TO GET JAY Z AND BEYONCÉ A BAD ASS POWER COOKIE! I mean it is only right since we are in the same cult… RIGHT?!?!?